Baby Poser

Because I’m awful… But so are these.

Enjoy…

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Moments later, baby Emily was tragically crushed by the ostrich returning to its nest.

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Sure, but if a grown man wears this cute outfit, everybody assumes he’s a stripper.

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Because she wanted the happy, incident-free life of Daisy Buchanan.

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The bow says “I’m Mommy’s princess!”, but the face says “No more Jager for me…”

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Red Fraggle wore it better.

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If God didn’t want us to wrap the baby in masking tape, he shouldn’t have made him so damn wiggly.

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You realize “Black Swan” is not a children’s movie, right?

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Now I’ll just take out this trash…

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Get me a Mai Tai, biotch.

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Oh yeah. This looks totally safe.  #babyslingshot

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What a fun way to mortify the kid before he’s even born!

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“Mommmmm, that damn stork dumped another one!”

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First of all, screw you, that you looked this good while pregnant.  And where are you hanging this tasteful work of art, exactly? Men’s bathroom?

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This would be a better metaphor if the husband had a baseball bat and an OB/GYN had that glove. Homerun!

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Did you guys leave your shirts at the hospital?

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Disclaimer: I have done stupid stuff like this, including matchy Halloween costumes and digitally scrapbooked greeting cards.  But I didn’t paint baseball stitches on my tummy, so…winning.

Besides, what else am I gonna do on Pinterest, find kiddie crafts? Ok, I have done that too.  Actually I love Pinterest, and not for the recipes. My board of infantile snark is called “Baby Poser: Bad Baby Photography”, username is Meggyrd.

10 points if you tell me your favorite one.

20 if you give it a new caption. GO!

3 replies on “Baby Poser”

  1. I feel the need to put her in messed up stuff like pots, luggage, and hampers all the time for pictures. But I don’t. Because that would be wrong

  2. To Caitlin: Babies love sitting in hampers, despite the stinky clothing for several years Get those pictures in early!

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