Because I’m awful… But so are these.
Enjoy…
Moments later, baby Emily was tragically crushed by the ostrich returning to its nest.
Sure, but if a grown man wears this cute outfit, everybody assumes he’s a stripper.
Because she wanted the happy, incident-free life of Daisy Buchanan.
The bow says “I’m Mommy’s princess!”, but the face says “No more Jager for me…”
Red Fraggle wore it better.
If God didn’t want us to wrap the baby in masking tape, he shouldn’t have made him so damn wiggly.
You realize “Black Swan” is not a children’s movie, right?
Now I’ll just take out this trash…
Get me a Mai Tai, biotch.
Oh yeah. This looks totally safe. #babyslingshot
What a fun way to mortify the kid before he’s even born!
“Mommmmm, that damn stork dumped another one!”
First of all, screw you, that you looked this good while pregnant. And where are you hanging this tasteful work of art, exactly? Men’s bathroom?
This would be a better metaphor if the husband had a baseball bat and an OB/GYN had that glove. Homerun!
Did you guys leave your shirts at the hospital?
Disclaimer: I have done stupid stuff like this, including matchy Halloween costumes and digitally scrapbooked greeting cards. But I didn’t paint baseball stitches on my tummy, so…winning.
Besides, what else am I gonna do on Pinterest, find kiddie crafts? Ok, I have done that too. Actually I love Pinterest, and not for the recipes. My board of infantile snark is called “Baby Poser: Bad Baby Photography”, username is Meggyrd.
I feel the need to put her in messed up stuff like pots, luggage, and hampers all the time for pictures. But I don’t. Because that would be wrong
No, that would be TRUTH.
(THANK YOU FOR THE COMMENT!)
To Caitlin: Babies love sitting in hampers, despite the stinky clothing for several years Get those pictures in early!