I definitely don’t do half of the housework. And it’s not that I do more. I think the Holderness family dad is hot. He can sing and does Crossfit. And is not cheesy at all. I never take off my wedding ring, but I seldom wear my engagement ring because I don’t have much of an […]
Monthly Archives: April 2015
WOW I Must Be LUCKY!
This list is called: Reasons It Totally Doesn’t SUCK that I’m Stuck Wearing the #$&%! Defibrillator Vest for Another Two Months: Interesting tan lines, come June. I get to explain to more people that no, the fat chick wearing a heart monitor actually didn’t have a heart attack. So pass the (unsalted) fries. I’m lucky to […]
Advice, Gosh Darn It
Last week at an indoor water park, I lost the giant black mumu very stylish cover-up that I had just purchased. I put the cover-up down on a railing, went to do something with my younger kid, came back, and it was GONE. *horror*. My flip flops were still there. This was not acceptable. I was now essentially walking around […]
Let Her Sleep
No, really. Ask my kids who they want taking care of whatever (insignificant little) problem they have at 2 AM. It’s not Mommy. Cause Mommy is a total biotch if you wake her up. Hi, I’m Meg, and I am a complete harpee without sleep. A year ago I was fine, and now I’m happily […]
Now Hear This: Sia’s “Big Girls Cry” – With No Shame
Sia sings – belts, rather – with impressive range and unapologetic emotion. 12 year old dancer Maddie Zeigler commits so fully and physically to the lyrics’ narrative that, watching, you quickly forget her age and 3 + minutes later realize you’ve been mesmerized by a middle schooler. I came across the new video for Sia’s […]