The Pigeon Needs a Makeover

What do you do, when you you are “requested” to read the same book 47 nights in a row? You screw with the Pigeon.

Ah, the magic of photo editing software. I hope Mo Willems will forgive me. We do love his work around here.

Besides,

pigeon educational

Honest Pigeon Titles:

pigeonbo 

Pigeon Shit

pigeonbus

pigeonaccepted

ducklingcarbs

pigeonmudder

Pigeonmrbun

pigeonbullshit

If you laughed at one of these, I count it as a win.

Now you owe me one of your own. Comment or email me; I enjoy playing with Paint.net. More of this desecration needs to go down, don’t you think?

You can play with it too. It’s a FREE, open-source software that’s easier to use that Photoshop. Get it here, and have fun screwing with your favorite children’s books! Don’t forget to share below.

Also, for the further destruction of childhood, here’s 11 Classic Children’s Books with Titles that Reflect Their Dark Message.

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